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Anatomical Heart Squishy, Realistic Slow Rising Squeeze Toy
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$29.99
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$29.99
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This one turns heads. Modeled on a real human heart, veins and all, the anatomical heart squishy lands somewhere between gross-out gag gift and a genuinely satisfying squeeze.
Its silicone skin feels soft and slightly tacky, so it clings to your palm as you press. Squeeze hard and it flattens; ease off and this slow rising squishy creeps back to shape. Med students, nurses, and fans of the weird-but-cute will get a kick out of it.
Soft silicone built for endless squashing
Quiet desk buddy for stress relief on long calls
A conversation-starting sensory toy
Stash it in a bag, park it on a shelf, or hand it to a friend who needs a laugh. As a squishy toy with real personality, this heart squishy holds its own.
