• Slow rising dragon fruit squishy soft fruit squeeze duo

Slow Rising Dragon Fruit Squishy Soft Fruit Squeeze Duo

Slow Rising Dragon Fruit Squishy Soft Fruit Squeeze Duo

$29.99
$29.99
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Slow rising dragon fruit squishy soft fruit squeeze duo

Slow Rising Dragon Fruit Squishy Soft Fruit Squeeze Duo

$29.99
$29.99
Sold out

Patience, in toy form. The slow rising dragon fruit squishy takes its sweet time bouncing back, and that lazy rebound is half the fun. Squash it, count to three, watch it fill out again.

  • Two soft fruits with a slow, creeping recovery
  • Realistic pink skin and green flame tips
  • Calming stress relief for the desk or couch
  • Gentle on hands, quiet in a quiet room

A dragon fruit squishy this springy turns a boring meeting into something your fingers actually enjoy. The fruit squishy feel is hard to put down.

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